Dear Georgia Weather,
W.T.F.
Look, I understand that global warming has you a little confused and all, but honestly? Make up your mind. Last week, you decided it’d be fun to throw some tornadoes at us. Now, I’m not saying it was nice, or even all that expected, but the thunderstormy aspect of it was pretty normal for weather this time of year. However, just a few minutes ago, I got a call from my friend who was driving home from work. I’m sure you’re aware of what you were doing, but for the sake of clarity and the expression of my absolute exasperation, I shall state it here. IT WAS SNOWING. I’ll give you some credit; It wasn’t sticking, nor was it that heavy. Nonetheless, the fact stands that it was snowing.
I’ve noticed this year that you have been having some trouble adjusting to normality. You have, for the past few months waffled between flurries and thunderstorms, 70 degree weather and 40 degree weather. But you were doing so well recently, sticking to thunderstorms, albeit some with a bit too much ferocity for my taste (I mean, weren’t the tornadoes and the huge hail a bit overkill?). However, today, you slipped up. It’s the day after easter, not very long after your little episode downtown, and it’s snowing.
Please, for the sake of my sanity, make up your mind. It’s spring now, and honestly, I’d like some stability with the weather.
Sincerely yours,
Rachel
